Jordan, just another dude.

Did my hair for pictures…..then we had practice first, then pictures. -___- freshman year of highschool football, the year of the infamous “Goggles” #goggles #51 #football #thunderbirds #defense #outsidelinebacker #olbrightside #olb @badbowtie65 #tbt #memories #me

Me and my partner of crime haha #dad #me #sixflags #losangeles #la #socal #western #cowboy #rifle #cashmoney

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Gonna go Abalone Diving for Labor Day. Gonna bring back three Abalones for my tattoo artist for a huge discount on the completion of my sleeve, WINNING.

Random Rant -___-

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This is what I did all freakin day, worked on my buddy’s jeep so we could go wheelin’.

Soooooo, obviously the current photos are during summer, because I swear I’m no douchebag, I do not take “shirtless pics” 24/7, its just cause I’m either at the lake or coming home from the lake. For example, the left current photo is on the couch in our boat, with lots of sun glaring on me -__- haha.

As for the High School Senior photo requested by an anon, ouch….. I have no explanations for it. hahaha

PS: if it is toooo hard to see, just hit “CTRL +” to zoom in, or Command + for a MAC I think? Idkkk

Answers for Anon.

1. Yes, gotta be physically attracted to the person, of course.
2. Most definitely, we learn so much through them
3. Aquarius
4. Nope
5. Nope
6. Yep, and the last year. The year before that year as well -__-
7. Of course, if there is someone willing to be committed to me, then she shall be my everything.
8. Beautiful. Gorgeous. Hilarious. Lives forever away
9. Shorter than me (im, only 5’10”), white girl or maybe white/hispanic. Athletic, argues with me on football games, cookes tacos and bakes cookies. Loves me for me, laughs with me, enjoys camping and swimming in the ocean. Isnt afraid to hop on my quad and go for a ride.
10. Eh, depends. Meaning seeing someone and going, HER!!! Probably not, but I would say yes if there was a way I were to initiate convo.
11. Most definitely.
12. I do not forgive cheating. Been cheated on 5 times, 3 times with one girl. They always go back to their exs.
13. Dont we all to some degree? haha ***texts her at 2:05pm***      “What?! She made a Facebook status at 2:06pm?!?!?! Wheres my text bitchhh!!!”   totally joking haha
14. Yes.
15. Earlobes
16. 3, half sleeve and both calves.
17. Sure
18. Why is this not a question?
19. or this one?
20. Yes
21. Like relationship wise? like crushing on me? No..
22. hahhahahah, no.
23. Duh, I’ve never cheated. Longest relationship was 8 months.
24. Highly doubt it. Hopefully by when im at least 27 maybe 28, I have to date the girl for at least 4 yrs, and we must live together for some period of time before I propose.
25. Yesssss, doesnt everyone?
26. Yes
27. No, that would be cool though
28. Yes
29. Never
30. haha no.
31. ……..yes.
32. yes
33. Blue, Green, Im an eye guy. Not a B00b guy, and eye guy. I LOVEEE eyes.
34. Nope, I really want to though.
35. Every girlfriend I have ever had has been 2+ yrs older than me, so yes.
36. Yepp
37. Yepp lol
38. no
39. MOst DEFINITELY
40. Poem, yes. Sing? Helllll naw. Btw the poem was stupid hahaha
41. Yes
42. Kissing? What is this kissing you speak of?
43. 8months
44. 5
45. lol…… none.
46. None.
47. 20, TwEnTy OnE in Januaryyyyy!!!!!!
48. Good for them
49. Eyesss
50. Hell naw
51. yes
52. Um, in the past. Would you trust a cheater? once a cheater always a cheater
53. Idk1
54. Always
55. I bought my last gf a diamond necklace, a Fox Racing purse, and a Tekken game for PS3 for Xmas. I never got anything in return except for a thank you lol. I was young an dumb…
56. A.) I have a million scars with stupid stories (B) i need glasses (C) my hair is burnette in the winter but blonde in summer (D) I weigh 168.6lbs (E) my ears are pierced (F) I shave my unibrowww (G) I know math, really well. (H) I am 5’10”
57. Nothing, whats done is done, peaceeee
58. Tacos, cookies, laughter, smiles, eyes
59. NO!!! You describe it :)
60. 4years.
61. eye color
62. Ride my faceeee. Too much? Dont give a fukkkk.
63. When the mommy and daddy ask the stork for a babyy
64. Um, kissing, dating, fucking, sending nudes with someone else other than me
65. AC/DC Thunderstruck. To this day I love it so much. It is interesting too, my dad is a huge old heavy rock fan, and my mom isnt at all but she loves Thunderstruck too only because when my dad blasted the song, I would instantly start kicking and punching my moms belly along to the beat (when she was prego with me).
66. Fantasy Factory
67. ANYTHING involving water.
68. To be honest, I know every guy says this, but I have no idea.
69. Hmmmm, being a guys locker room. hahaha
70. Glasses, smiles, piercings, tattoos, athletic ability, PERFUMES!!! And of course that tight mini black dress and heels (all of which applied to being on a female).
71. Creating a chemical formula to make a substance immediately cold when applying enough heat and pressure. No lie, I always dream of math and formulas hahhahahahaha
72. Babe….
73. Um, Tell me I actually mean something to them…
74. TONS OF MAKEUP, gross.
75. To be 100% honest, My recent birthday when I turned 20, my past roomies in my old house bought me beer, “iced” me, made me a cake, and made “Happy Birthday” signs all over the house. This may seem weird, but I lived in a house with 4 girls, 3 of which played on a soccer team and whom I was closet with. They mean a lot to me, and I would do anything for them. They made me feel welcome in their house, and made me felt at home and like family. I see them as friends I’ll have forever, theyre amazing people and I would flat out do anything in my being to help them with anything. Theyre perfect, and if anyone ever fucked with them I’d kick their ass in a heartbeat.
76. Hmm, I tend to do a lot of sweet things for people I care about haha
77. IF dey age be on da cloc, dey 2 yung 4 da cok hahaha
78. Tylor Yoder, we mobbed shit when we were young and we still do. We have been in 5 full on fist fights, and we are still best friends since 3rd grade haha. Weve been through, being jumped and kicking ass and taking names, running out the cops on multiple occassions haha, and just sentimental times. He’s def my bro.
79. Idk?
80. Today, I always tell my parents “Love you bye” when I leave for somewhere lol
81. Mmmm cant say.
82. My ex roomie.
83. Ariel. I was 17.
84. She cheated on me numerous times, wanted to have kids and marry me. I was 17…. SEVENTEEN!!!  Fuk that.
85. Yes, most definitely.

No one wants to go to the water park

Sooooo basically, I suck. I look stupid. I sound stupid (do I sound like that in real lyfe?!). I also had noooo idea what I was doing. I am sincerely sorry for those actually wanting Rise Against, turns out I didnt know the song as well as I thought lmao… oh shit, no idea why i did this. Let the anon hate beginnnn!!!

PS: I had to drive somewhere other than my apartment just so I can have internet access on my laptop to upload this, dedicated. haha